So today in my English class
Teacher: *talking about right of passage into adulthood*
Teacher: When does one become a man or woman?
Me: To be a man you must be swift as a coursing river
Teacher:
Me: With all the force of a great typhoon
Me: With all the skill of a raging fire
Me:
Me: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Teacher: Um... ookay
